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Saturday, May 17, 2014

The Latest and Greatest from the Ohio General Assembly........


As most of you probably know, the Ohio Supreme Court has several times found Ohio’s school funding scheme to be unconstitutional on the grounds that a “thorough and efficient” means of funding education, as mandated in the Ohio Constitution, was not being provided equally to all Ohio students, and that Ohio’s method of funding education needed to change.

 “In DeRolph v. State (1997), 78 Ohio St.3d 193, 677 N.E.2d 733, syllabus, (“DeRolph I”), this court stated, ‘Ohio’s elementary and secondary public school financing system violates Section 2, Article VI of the Ohio Constitution, which mandates a thorough and efficient system of common schools throughout the state.’  In DeRolph I, this court admonished the General Assembly to create a new school-funding system…..”  

For years the General Assembly has alternately ignored or paid lip service to this and subsequent Supreme Court rulings and refused to do anything to truly remedy the situation….until now. After wrestling mightily with the problem, and through a stroke of true malignity, a solution has been found: the easiest way to address this constitutional conundrum is obvious: change the Constitution. Just remove the “thorough and efficient” language from the Constitution and all will be well! No longer will the General Assembly have to deal with those pesky Supreme Court rulings and be concerned whether the students in Cleveland Heights and those in Lower Salem were being given the same educational opportunities.  What could be simpler? Instead of checks and balances, we would be left with only checks…..big fat checks from the eduformers who want to destroy public education, sell it to the highest bidder, and pay to elect legislators who subscribe to their pseudo-Darwinian “Let them eat cake” approach to funding the poorer school districts in Ohio. It’s obviously their own fault if they’re poor, and besides, there’s money to be made! Why let a few words in the constitution stand in the way of unbridled capitalism and greed? Once all of the schools are privatized…..well, not all. There has to be somewhere for the riffraff to go.

Cynical doesn’t even begin to describe the situation, but when education becomes the latest “emerging market” and students are data points in an investment scheme, it all begins to make a certain kind of perverse sense. But hey, that’s just me……….

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